Earth Muffin Recipe

So you want to know how to bake an Earth Muffin...

It is simple really.
Ingredients:
1 cup crunchy enviromentalist
3 cups stay at home mom
2 cups of chemisty
1 handful of prefectionism
a dash of creativity

Mix until combined. Slowly add three kids with extra sensitive skin, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Bake at 350 until golden brown.

Add ins:
2 Tbs experimentation
1 cup of "I want to make a difference"